DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck
The Game of Life.
oh my god
what an interesting way to look at things.
lifes a gamble
and death always wins
because death has nothing to lose
Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game
Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….
YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.
Bend it like a Brazilian rioter.
I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.
What a fucking kick.
FUCK YOUR TEAR GAS SHIT